Something unique to Texas Holdem Poker is that each player receives two hidden hole cards at the beginning of each hand. Through the years, poker players have had a little fun and gave names to just about every two card combination in the game. Some names are pretty clever, some very obvious, and others have been downright vulgar. Remember, poker players, not school girls, graced these cards with their current nicknames. So instead of being named “Puppy Dogs” or “Rose Petals”, cards are called such things as “Jackass” and “Gay Waiter.” Whether these names humor you or not, these names have become a part of the vernacular of Poker and will probably be here to stay. |
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A
A |
Pocket
Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines |
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A
K |
Big
Slick, Anna Kournikova, Big Ugly (offsuit) |
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A
Q |
Big
Chick, Little Slick, Rocket Queen, Mrs. Slick, Big Slut |
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A
J |
Jack
Ass (Our Signature Hand), Ajax, Apple Jacks, Blackjack |
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A
10 |
Book
Ends |
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A
9 |
Rounders
Hand |
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A
8 |
Dead
Man's Hand |
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A
7 |
Slapshot,
Red Barron |
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A
6 |
Mile
High |
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A
5 |
High
Five, Lincoln, Honest Abe |
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A
4 |
Transvestite |
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A
3 |
Ashtray,
Baskin-Robbins |
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A
2 |
Acey
Deucey, Hunting Season, Arizona, Barely Legal |
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K
K |
Cowboys,
Gorillas, King Kong, Kangaroos, Ace Magnets, Kamikaze |
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K
Q |
Marriage
(suited), Mixed Marriage (offsuit), Royal Couple |
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K
J |
Kojack,
Bachelor's Hand (offsuit) |
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K
10 |
Katie,
Woodcutter (offsuit) |
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K
9 |
Canine, Dogs, Fido |
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K
8 |
Kate,
Kokomo |
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K
7 |
Columbia
River, Kevin |
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K
6 |
Kicks |
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K
5 |
Knives |
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K
4 |
Forking
Idiot, Fork |
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K
3 |
King
Crab, Sizzler |
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K
2 |
The
Mountain, White Men Can't Jump, Donald Duck |
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Q
Q |
Ladies,
Canadian Aces, A Good Time, Bitches, Four Titties |
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Q
J |
Quack,
Maverick, Oedipus |
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Q
10 |
Q-Tip,
Cutie |
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Q
9 |
Quinine |
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Q
8 |
Kuwait,
Face Sitter |
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Q
7 |
Computer
Hand |
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Q
6 |
Foreplay
(queue sex) |
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Q
5 |
Granny
Mae |
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Q
4 |
Fork You, Bitching, Housework |
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Q
3 |
Gay
Waiter, Windsor Waiter, San Francisco Bus Boy |
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Q
2 |
Daisy
Duck |
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J
J |
Fishhooks,
Jaybirds, Brothers |
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J
10 |
JT, TJ |
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J
9 |
Braggars,
Jeanine |
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J
8 |
Jeffrey
Dahmer, Jacket |
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J
7 |
Jack
Daniels, Dice |
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J
6 |
Railroad |
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J
5 |
Jackson
5, Motown |
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J
4 |
Flat
Tire |
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J
3 |
Lumberjack,
J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez |
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J
2 |
Jack
Shit, Jew |
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10
10 |
TNT,
Dynamite, Dimes |
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10
9 |
Countdown |
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10
8 |
Tetris |
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10
7 |
Bowling
Hand, Split |
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10
6 |
Sweet
Sixteen |
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10
5 |
Dimestore,
Woolworth's, Nickels & Dimes, 5 & Dime, Homosexual |
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10
4 |
Over
& Out, Good Buddy, Trucker's Hand, Roger That, CB Hand |
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10
3 |
Fast
Connection |
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10
2 |
Doyle
Brunson, Steering Wheel, Terminator 2 |
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9
9 |
Popeyes,
Prince, German Virgins, Meat Hooks |
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9
8 |
Oldsmobile |
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9
7 |
Grapfruit |
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9
6 |
Big
Lick, Big Love, Prom Night (suited), Good Lover, Happy Meal,
The Dirty |
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9
5 |
Dolly
Parton, Office Hours |
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9
4 |
San
Francisco |
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9
3 |
Jack
Benny |
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9
2 |
Montana
Banana, Twiggy |
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8
8 |
Snowmen,
Time Travel, DeLorean, Fat Ladies, Piano Keys |
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8
7 |
RPM,
Tahoe |
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8
6 |
Maxwell
Smart, Eubie |
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8
5 |
Ochocinco,
Chad Johnson |
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8
4 |
Big
Brother, Orwell |
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8
3 |
Raquel
Welch, 38 Special |
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8
2 |
Tadpole |
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7
7 |
Hockey
Sticks, Mullets, Axes, Candy Canes, Sunset Strip |
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7
6 |
Trombones,
Union Oil, America's Birthday |
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7
5 |
Heinz
57, Pickle Man |
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7
4 |
Double-Down,
AK-47 |
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7
3 |
Dutch
Waiter, Swedish Bus Boy |
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7
2 |
Beer
Hand, W.H.I.P. (Worst Hand in Poker) |
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6
6 |
Route
66, Cherries |
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6
5 |
Bus
Pass, Retirement |
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6
4 |
Billion
Dollar Hand, The Question, Revolution |
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6
3 |
JFK |
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6
2 |
Bed
& Breakfast |
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5
5 |
Nickels,
Snakes, Speed Limit, Double Nickels, Sammy Hagar |
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5
4 |
Colt
45, Jesse James |
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5
3 |
Juggernaut |
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5
2 |
Bomber,
Pick-Up, Quarter, 2-Bits |
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4
4 |
Sailboats,
Dark Force/Darth Vader (spades & clubs), Magnum |
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4
3 |
Waltz,
Books |
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4
2 |
Lumberman's
Hand, Lumberjack's Hand |
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3
3 |
Treys,
Crabs |
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3
2 |
Jordans,
Michael Jordan |
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2
2 |
Ducks,
Quacks, Swans, Dueces |